You are a chud. You live in a rented room behind a Chinatown mall, you owe GigaLoanβ’ money
they should never have lent you, and the register at GigaCluck Market is the only thing
standing between you and the void. Scan groceries. Trade memecoins. Go on burger dates.
Outrun the debt collector. Become, against all odds, a little bit better.
βΆ STORY MODE
The full life-sim: day/night loop, jobs at every store, the Chudder dating app with real
dates at the Burger Joint, random street cutscenes, BRUISER's night collections, the gym,
ChudOS with a live memecoin market, and a debt that compounds while you dream.
Connect a Solana wallet (Phantom) to bind your save to your address and open the
dashboard. No transactions, no fees β your keys just become your save slot.
All dates moved to the Burger Joint booth β waiter now interrupts you 3Γ per date (by design)
Mixamo animations: real walking, running, sitting, and regrettably real punching
ChudOS v4: draggable windows, GigaLoan portal, Terminal (do NOT rm -rf /)
BRUISER deployed after 21:00 for balances over $800. Cardio recommended
Apply for a job at literally any store. They might even say yes
v0.5 β "It's Alive"
Real conveyor checkout, ChudOS trading (the house always eats), gym + Chad stat
Chudder dating app, inventory hotbar, day/night skies, the works
β CHUD DASHBOARD
connecting...
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Your browser won't let the game close its own tab.
The X respects your decision emotionally. Close the tab whenever you're ready β
the mall will still be here.
CHUDSIMULATOR
Reheating yesterday's chicken...
CHOOSE YOUR MODEL
They're all the same guy, but one of them is you.
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WASD move · Mouse look · E interact · T phone · Shift run · V first/third person
07:00MON · DAY 1
$0
DEBT $0
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T · phone
βΌ SPACE
07:00π 3%
GIGACLUCK REGISTER 4--:--$0.00
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SPACE to scan when the item is in the green zone · ESC to abandon shift (bad idea)